there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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