you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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