I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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