Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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