I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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