we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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