i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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