third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
