that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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