Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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