Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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