is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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