dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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