if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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