I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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