He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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