he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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