She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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