im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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