is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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