she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
not ubering you a puppy
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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