Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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