so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Randomize
