its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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