i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just googled if crying burns calories
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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