I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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