I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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