What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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