We won't sleep together?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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