North Korea, Best Korea!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
