grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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