I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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