what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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