Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
