weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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