And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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