The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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