my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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