I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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