he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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