my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
i am craving dick and cupcakes
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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