Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Non-Jews are for practice
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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