I wanna bring you to show and tell
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i believe in u and ur pee
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