Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I came so hard my ears popped.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
