Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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