Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The feeling are messing with the penis
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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