it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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