dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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