Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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