One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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