My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
We are two peas in an std pod
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Dear god my vagina.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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