Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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