Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I think I died a long time ago.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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